ALL IS QUIET

My human has just got up. She had a big pork meal last night cooked by her friend. She also bought one round of drinks too many. That's why she's been sleeping. She's wide awake now and enjoying her week off. She's talking to us but we're really all terribly sleepy. My name is Poppy and I'm the only one awake. The newest inhabitant of our home is Harry. He's a gerbil and so he's in a different cage. Some of us rats look on gerbils as tasty snacks. Our human is not going to risk something untoward happening. We're supposed to be pets. Have a good day, everyone.